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Apologies to our regular readers for the lack of updates over the last few month..

The war's over,  and wasn't that compulsive viewing? there is no doubt the producers of  "Big Brother, and I'm a celebrity get me out of here" were consulted as to when it should start, and finish!

The Local elections confirmed the Tories still need some attractive policies if Tony is not to become both President of the United States of Europe, and retain the UK Premiership.

Moslem fundamentalists continue to reek havoc throughout the world. 'Tis only a pity that they don't all hire a fleet of ships and have a mass suicide party somewhere off the Gulf.

The only good news is that at last I had that elusive helicopter flight over London.... Natrally, Pet had the front seat - something to do with balancing passenger weights!

After many months of hard labour and Pet's house is now ready for Sale and with luck will be sold by the end of the year. If you're interested in buying then check out http://www.home.co.uk/cgi-bin/showclassifd.htm?id=4951&photo=2.

Bob and Cathy look forward to early retirement - although a lot of their spare time is being taken up by Bob's parents who are not too well at the moment.

Marylyn still thoroughly enjoys her new role as "House Mother" at Auburn University - all those young studs

Geoff and Karen refuse to leave Perth until the kids become independent - we'll see!

Alan & Serene plan their annual vacation in the UK and should be here later next Month.

Phoebe's now made it to the top of the stairs and regained her irascibility much to Peter's discomfort

Simon still seeks that illusive girls whilst climbing the ladder to success..

Sarah looks forward to graduation and the planned 1st Class honours can only be threatened by her love of TV and downloading mpg files - youth!  However, her "positive attitude" is truly evidenced by the purchase of a brand new car - with no income! This girl is going places....

Mike struggles with the radiators as we speak and has just demanded another cup of tea - I may be back...